have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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