Got a toothbrush?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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