Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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