please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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