Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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