from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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