I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
