I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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