And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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