My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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