I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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