But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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