covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Of course I have a pirate flag
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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