i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
