Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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