Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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