who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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