ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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