D3 body, D1 cock
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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