Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
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anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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