Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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