nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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