My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
please don't ironically join a cult
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