is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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