so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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