in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
