this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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