Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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