and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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