How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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