when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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