Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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