Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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