How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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