Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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