I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
