NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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