party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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