ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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