Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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