Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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