i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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