i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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