True but thats because hes a fetus.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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