It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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