i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Who died my cat blue again?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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