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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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