well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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