Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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