I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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